Judge: Why did you steal
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
| Insect jokes
What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
| Vampire jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Which is the most dangerous animal in
| Various animal jokes
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper
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Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats