What kind of doctor does a duck
| Bird jokes
What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.
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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that
| Weather jokes
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were
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Jesus and Moses
| Religious jokes
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one." So Jesus walks over to the edge of the
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Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.