I remember when Father Christmas first
| Christmas jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!
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There are three beggars begging on Wall
| Business jokes
There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on N
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Question: What do you call a lesbian
| Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
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If you drop this book in a pig
| Pig jokes
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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During an army basic training, the lieutenant
| Military jokes
During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong, the army is now your home". Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if h
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!