An engineer, an experimental physicist, a
| Humor jokes
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sh
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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Cannibals capture three men. The men
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec
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And will there be anything else, sir? the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. “No thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.” As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. “Anything for your wife ?” he asked. “Yeah! That’s a good idea,” the fellow said. “Please bring up a postcard.”