Louise was watching her big sister covering her
| Face jokes
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.
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A German woman is walking down the street.
| Blonde jokes
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.
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A college friend was going to meet a young
| College jokes
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."
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Father: Don't you feel better now
| Dentist jokes
Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
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Tarzan was tired when he came home.
| Elephant jokes
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
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Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup! Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading