Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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A frog goes into
| Business jokes
A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, "What do you have for collateral?" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elepha
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
| Computer jokes
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculousl
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At the airport for a business trip, I settled
| Aviation jokes
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried i
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Mommy monster: Don’t eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You’ll get atomic-ache.