Recruits were shocked at the language the
| Military jokes
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
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What was wrong with the boy's
| Christmas jokes
What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?” Witness: “Where am I Cathy?” Attorney: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “Because my name is Susan.”