Tyson's psychologist told Mike to
| Sport jokes
Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!
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Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
| Dog jokes
Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
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Who plays center forward for the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
| Horse jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant” (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).