How many archaeologists does it take to change a
| Humor jokes
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
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Q: Why do blondes stand
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
| Blonde jokes
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartende
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went
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How do vampires keep their breath smelling
| Vampire jokes
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.