Knowing that the minister was very fond of
| Religious jokes
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days la
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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Two guys
| Hunting jokes
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks
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What does a Gorilla learn first in
| Gorilla jokes
What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web
| Internet jokes
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.