A lawyer passed on and
| Judge jokes
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at le
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What did they call Dracula when he won the
| Sport jokes
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
| Farmer jokes
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
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What do
| Blonde jokes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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Why do cemeteries have fences around
| Dead and dying jokes
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.
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Hey, you just shot my wife. I’m so sorry, have a shot at mine !