Q: What does K-mart stand for?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
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What is the biggest ant in the world ?
| Insect jokes
What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
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I was making love to this girl and she started
| Dirty jokes
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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Why do cemeteries have fences around
| Dead and dying jokes
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.
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One woman to another at a singles bar:
| Women jokes
One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"
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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.