Q: What's the motto of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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The cross eyed judge looked at the three
| Judge jokes
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.
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Did you hear about the argumentative
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
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Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the
| Computer jokes
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says. “Oh,” says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, “Did you see that?” “See what?” the second guy asks. “Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.” “Oh.” A few minutes later the first guy says: “Did you see that?” By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, “Yes, I did!” And the first guy says: “Then why did you step in it?”