Why does history keep repeating itself

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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Yo mama so poor

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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What's a vampire's favorite hobby?

| Vampire jokes

What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen

| Weather jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

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Recruits were shocked at the language the

| Military jokes

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.

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Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !