Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Yo mama so poor
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
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What type of music do lightning bolts listen
| Weather jokes
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
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Recruits were shocked at the language the
| Military jokes
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !