Q: What’s the motto of the

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,

| Police jokes

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to w

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

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Q: Why did eighteen

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?

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Did you hear about the UCLA track

| College jokes

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

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Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.