Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the

Dentist: Just

| Dentist jokes

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a

| Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing

| Banana jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

| Cannibal jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

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Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.