They were married, but since the argument
| Marriage jokes
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw th
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have
| Music jokes
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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What do you call a thick-skinned
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.
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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.