Did you hear why they closed the Seattle

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

| Space jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

| Witch jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

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Reporter: My editor sent

| Journalist jokes

Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

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An inexperienced real estate

| Salesmen jokes

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."

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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain

| Waiter jokes

Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.