What kind of elephants live in Antartica
| Elephant jokes
What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
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Why did God create a man before
| Men jokes
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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If you drop this book in a pig
| Pig jokes
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they a
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked. ‘I’m looking for my dollar bill,’ Max replied. ‘I lost it down the road. ‘Why don’t you look for it there?’ ‘Because the light’s better here!