What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
| Gorilla jokes
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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Judge: Why did you steal
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
| Ghost jokes
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.