Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?

What did the customer say to the pet shop

| Rabbit jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

| Gorilla jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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Judge: Why did you steal

| Criminal jokes

Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

| Insect jokes

Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

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Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.