What is dry on the outside, filled with water
| Fishing jokes
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
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What place of business helps dogs who have lost
| Dog jokes
What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
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What do you call a monster with two wooden
| Monster jokes
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
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I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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What did the fat pig say when the farmer
| Pig jokes
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes.