A male market researcher was calling on homes on

After church on

| Religious jokes

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anywa

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A couple of biologists had twins.

| Biologist jokes

A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three

| Monster jokes

Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!

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My mother-in-law is like a fine French

| Humor jokes

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

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A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door.”Do you use Vaseline?” asked the researcher. “Certainly,” she said. “It’s very good for cuts, grazes and burns.” “And what about anything else?” he asked. “Like what?” He became embarrassed. “Well, sex, maybe.” Oh, of course.” she said. “I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out.”