What kind of phone makes music?
| Telephone jokes
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
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Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?
| Spelling jokes
Please, maam! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
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What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.
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Three men: an editor, a
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three
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A person turned on the computer without a
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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?'
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Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T’