Why was the school

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?

| Dog jokes

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a

| Food jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

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Why can't meteorologists forecast the

| Weather jokes

Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

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What animal do you look like when you

| Various animal jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?

| School jokes

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !