A general calls a colonel:

A general calls a colonel:

| Military jokes

A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.

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What sort of dance do fish do at

| Dance jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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How many cost accountants does it

| Accountant jokes

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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What does an aardvark take for

| Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

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How can you tell if a parrot

| Bird jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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A general calls a colonel: – Do you have a couple of smart majors? – Yes I do. – Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.