After seeing a
| Car and train jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca
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What do you call a man who has lost 95
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer
| Business jokes
Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.
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A friend of
| Marriage jokes
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts'
| Book title jokes
How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts'
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?