An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new
| Hunting jokes
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal
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Q: What do you call a truckload
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
| Weather jokes
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver
| Marriage jokes
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
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If you are standing in the main
| Weather jokes
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
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Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.