Why do cows wear bells
| Cow jokes
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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Down at the
| Parent jokes
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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Which fish can perform operations ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
| Judge jokes
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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A young naval student
| Military jokes
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain. "Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain.
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Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won’t you? “All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”