CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
| Bed jokes
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.