What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
| Mouse jokes
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles
| Food jokes
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
| Snowman jokes
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
| Children jokes
Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!”