And hows yer wife, Pat?
| Marriage jokes
And hows yer wife, Pat? "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
| Dirty jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
| Fishing jokes
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby'
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A man and a little boy entered a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut
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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
| Bath jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.