What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?

How can you tell the

| Food jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors

| Bird jokes

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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A truck driver was pulled over

| Dirty jokes

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just se

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Airman Jones was assigned

| Military jokes

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the re

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?

| Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin’ alien.