A skunk family had two little skunks
| Various animal jokes
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for
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Father: I hear you skipped school
| School jokes
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks
| Various animal jokes
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!