Why does frost not like to lay out in the
| Weather jokes
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
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Why did the chicken cross
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.
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Two guys are talking:
| Humor jokes
Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.
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Why do pens get sent to
| Criminal jokes
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
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Q: Why do bagpipers
| Music jokes
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.
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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.