Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two

Why does frost not like to lay out in the

| Weather jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

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Why did the chicken cross

| Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

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Two guys are talking:

| Humor jokes

Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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Why do pens get sent to

| Criminal jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

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Q: Why do bagpipers

| Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.