What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas

| Christmas jokes

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

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Did you hear about the pig who tried to

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .

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How do you make a rabbit stew?

| Rabbit jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in

| Money jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !