First Kangaroo: What do you call it
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What is a runner's favourite subject in school
| Sport jokes
What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !
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Why did you drop the
| Baby jokes
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
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Judge: What is your
| Judge jokes
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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What do you get from pampered cows?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !