Q.How do you put out a

A customer

| Computer jokes

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."

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A man sobering up from the night before is

| Religious jokes

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was

| Cow jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!

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Be

| Blonde jokes

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie

| Burger jokes

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

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Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!