Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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Men are like fine wine. They all
| Men jokes
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Police officer: And what do you think you
| Police jokes
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching
| Dog jokes
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
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Big Brother: That planet
| Brother and sister jokes
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed !