Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new

| Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

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Men are like fine wine. They all

| Men jokes

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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Police officer: And what do you think you

| Police jokes

Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

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If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching

| Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.

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Big Brother: That planet

| Brother and sister jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed !