What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Teacher: If I gave you three

| School jokes

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

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How many chocolate bunnies can

| Easter jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a

| Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

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Alsation: I'll see you shortly.

| Dog jokes

Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

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What should you do if you see a vicious

| Dog jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.

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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.