What is long and yellow and always points
| Banana jokes
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
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What do you call a pig with no legs?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
| Bicycle jokes
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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An American tourist went into
| Dirty jokes
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tou
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Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.