What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
| Snake jokes
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
| Dog jokes
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!"
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How can you tell if a snake is a
| Baby jokes
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.
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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!