Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
| Birthday jokes
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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Q. How do we know that Job went to a
| Religious jokes
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
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After an overnight flight to meet my father
| Aviation jokes
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs officia
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What has antlers and sucks blood ?
| Insect jokes
What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !
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Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley
| Religious jokes
Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is ra
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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said “Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy.” The man replied “Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!”