Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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Did you hear about the blonde who put
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
| Military jokes
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open
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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
| Bed jokes
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
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Trevor: That's a cool
| Children jokes
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.