How many pilots does it take to change a

Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in

| Idiot and fool jokes

Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?

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Did you hear about the blonde who put

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and

| Military jokes

A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open

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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her

| Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

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Trevor: That's a cool

| Children jokes

Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.