Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
| Police jokes
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
| Dog jokes
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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What kind of street does a ghost like best?
| Ghost jokes
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
| Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.