One goldfish to his tankmate:
| Various animal jokes
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
| Lawyer jokes
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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How many film directors
| Movie and TV jokes
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
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What is the cannibals' favorite game?
| Cannibal jokes
What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can’t bury them in trees !