How was the
| Burger jokes
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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Why did the rooster run away ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
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I came in to
| Dentist jokes
I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
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Three Republicans walk into a bar.
| Political jokes
Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.