What do young ghosts write their homework in?
| Ghost jokes
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
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A man telephoned an airline office in New
| Aviation jokes
A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the man said and hung up.
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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an
| Religious jokes
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to t
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating
| Dead and dying jokes
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to
| Easter jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. “How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethics is don’t you?” The young partner is offended. “Of course I know what Ethics is. It’s a county in southern England.”