The managing partner in an accounting firm
| Accountant jokes
The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethi
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Cash, check or charge? I asked after
| Marriage jokes
Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark'
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Q: What's the inscription on
| Music jokes
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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Question: What do you call a lesbian
| Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
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What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!