On the steps of this church two pan handlers
| Religious jokes
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and sugg
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When you call a dog, they usually come to
| Cat jokes
When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.
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Why was the struggling mange
| Sport jokes
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
| Children jokes
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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There are three beggars begging on Wall
| Business jokes
There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on N
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The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, “Can you count any higher?” The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.