What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
| Teeth jokes
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you
| Music jokes
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his
| Music jokes
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.